<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6340692907102055156</id><updated>2011-08-02T16:53:08.906-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sarcasm Lost On IM</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmlostonim.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6340692907102055156/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sarcasmlostonim.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>BLANKETY BLANK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01688122183889790333</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-z2TDz4_G-f4/TjiNxRaaemI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/Q06mWEH_0yc/s220/vanity_cigar.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6340692907102055156.post-8766449175823667166</id><published>2008-12-08T21:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-08T21:34:20.813-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Disney Princess</title><content type='html'>Jeremy: the afternoon kids are all the rejects and fuck ups whose parents don't want them running around the house&lt;br /&gt;Joe: hahaha&lt;br /&gt;Joe: awesome&lt;br /&gt;Jeremy: spoiled, persnality disorders&lt;br 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/&gt;Joe: it says... oh you'll just have to see it&lt;br /&gt;Joe: it's gonna go perfect with this palesitinian scarf thing i've been rocking&lt;br /&gt;Jeremy: are you really sporting the palestinian scarf&lt;br /&gt;Joe: no, man&lt;br /&gt;Joe: i'm not&lt;br /&gt;Jeremy: so whre's this shirt&lt;br /&gt;Joe: i made the shirt up&lt;br /&gt;Joe: it was my ironic shirt to go with my ironic movies&lt;br /&gt;Jeremy: oh&lt;br /&gt;Jeremy: i see&lt;br /&gt;Jeremy: i thought you were taking a photo of it for me&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6340692907102055156-6365994312236768559?l=sarcasmlostonim.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sarcasmlostonim.blogspot.com/feeds/6365994312236768559/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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