Disney Princess

Jeremy: the afternoon kids are all the rejects and fuck ups whose parents don't want them running around the house
Joe: hahaha
Joe: awesome
Jeremy: spoiled, persnality disorders
Jeremy: incapable of following directions
Jeremy: we have this girl who sincerely believes she is a disney princess
Jeremy: and her parents just encourage it
Jeremy: she cries if you don't give her what she wants
Joe: awesome
Joe: that's great
Joe: i hope she keeps that up
Jeremy: i made a crying chair for her in the corner of the room. her mom was angry we dont spoil her enough
Jeremy: yeah, wait til she's 13
Joe: i'd love to fuck a disney princess. she's gonna be a treat when she loses her v-card
Jeremy: i'm not sure what to make of that
Jeremy: oh, i have to go
Jeremy: i'll talk to you later

Having nothing to do with sarcasm

Ann: here comes ellie on her pony, do the pony!
Ann: oh my god
Joe: ey?
Joe: hahahaha
Ann: that was supposed to go to my sister
Joe: i know what happened
Joe: oh man
Ann: yep
Joe: that was amazing

World of Warcraft

Ann: we're playing world of warcraft cause we're so popular
Brenton: seriously?
Brenton: i have a hard time with internet sarcasm

Palestinian Scarves

Joe: self awareness doesn't make it OK all of a sudden to suck
Jeremy: like it knows it's mindless violence and it thinks with that knowledge it can somehow transcend it
Joe: nope, nope, still sucks
Jeremy: i think we're in agreement here
Joe: yeah, i suppose that's the whole idea of irony and critique
Joe: it's officially been fully co-opted
Jeremy: now let's buy some cheap beer some a joint and watch die hard
Joe: good call. i gotta show you this shirt i found at a thrift store the other day
Jeremy: ok
Joe: it says... oh you'll just have to see it
Joe: it's gonna go perfect with this palesitinian scarf thing i've been rocking
Jeremy: are you really sporting the palestinian scarf
Joe: no, man
Joe: i'm not
Jeremy: so whre's this shirt
Joe: i made the shirt up
Joe: it was my ironic shirt to go with my ironic movies
Jeremy: oh
Jeremy: i see
Jeremy: i thought you were taking a photo of it for me